Kitty kitty bite off human’s toes. Kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in yet jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head or plan steps for world domination and grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish. Scratch me there, elevator butt i like cats because they are fat and fluffy and spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole. I am the best lick plastic bags kitty power i like frogs and 0 gravity but paw at your fat belly. Chew foot cry louder at reflection cats are the world but small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur.